Can I eat the things that come in my room

askacavalreaper:

#hOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT TROLLING “the human”

(via thekilljoyunicorn)

doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

(via hanumara)

charlesdutton:

even when she’s an ultrapowered borderline demigod under the control of evil jade is too adorable for me

(via grumpyaliendogsex)

dirk-strider-stripping:

I NEED MORE BLOGS TO FOLLOW
Please reblog if you post:
-Homestuck
-Solara
-OFF
-dang rope
-Erifef
-Eriara
-davejade
-dirkroxy
-dirkjane
-johnrose
-Karnep
-Vrisfef
-MeenahAranea
-CronusDamara
-and tons of other shit(ships oops 83)
-Fefetasprite
-Protostuck stuff
-FefetaErisol
-Fefeta Lalonde
-Nepeta
-Feferi
-Meenah
-Vriska
-…all of them in general just…yes
-basically…Homestuck
-Homestuck

(via artsyfartsynerdbird)

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(via thekilljoyunicorn)

predicamentsleuth:

it was one year ago today that the fandom received a very shocking revelation

look how far we’ve come kids

(via thekilljoyunicorn)

debilitating:

when people think depression or an eating disorder or self harm will make them quirky and exciting or will make boys want to kiss their scars and all that dumb shit i want to punch someone in the face also fuck you

(via gamzee-makara1)

witchydamara:

I felt like Jade’s new sprite did her a great injustice

it simply needs more hair, so i decided to fix it

hmm better but still needs more

not enough

…

perfect

(via jovialtendrils)